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[Oh no, he's laughing again... He's just going to pass this on as the gospel truth now, rip murderbot and your sexy, sexy affair.]

Yeah, that's true! It's kind of funny, isn't it? I'm surprised more stuff isn't getting broken with the way they go about things, honestly!

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Are we sure that's not why all the stuff is getting broken in the first place? Maybe it's all just innocent accidents.

[ she says that while they both know she absolutely did the music room on purpose ]

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[It's just one little music room! Clearly Grace is innocent and has done no wrong ever.]

Mmm, you know? Yep! That sounds right to me. Someone just fell on a bottle of cheez whiz and then ran around the room, probably. And then came back the next day and accidentally punched the mini fridge because they forgot how to get it open.

[They've connected the dots.]

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Exactly. Little mistakes like that just happen! Sometimes you trip onto the vending machine and order seven hundred steaks and leave them there because you don't know how to put them back. It just happens.

[ they haven't connected shit and they know it ]

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[They are full of shit instead and they know it.]

Yeah, exactly! Wow, it's a good thing we've figured out how that happened. The mystery of it all was going to drive me nuts otherwise, you know? And now we won't have to worry if anything else ends up mysteriously broken in the future!

[THE CHAOS JUST CONTINUES.]

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It's the perfect explanation! And no one can be mad if they're just accidents.

[ a beat, and then: ]

But the robot breaking the elevator was definitely on purpose.

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Oh, yeah, for sure. You can't accidentally fuck an elevator.

[THE THINGS I'VE HAD TO TYPE IN THIS GAME.

Anyway he says that very surely and just nods solemnly. Then, after a beat:]

Grace, right? How're things treating you outside of the whole murder and goo and falling off of tightropes?

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[ she nods solemnly back, because elevator fucking is absolutely what happened ]

Outside of all that? It's alright. A little boring? They tell us to indulge, but there's not much to do that's not, well, each other.

[ or hard drugs, apparently. ]

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[ESTABLISHED CANON can't wait for them to spread it around.]

Yeah, the emphasis on that is pretty big, isn't it?

[Sex, demon weed and rock n' roll... WHAT A TIME. Anyway, terribly, he vibes with everything she's saying.]

I wanna do something fun that'd get a good reaction, you know?

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[ this is the worst possible outcome ]

That doesn't sound too bad. [ it's piqued her interest, which, again, the worst possible outcome ] What kind of "something fun" do you think would work?

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[Greed, watching this probably, regretting that they suggested Mahito go find Grace.]

Something that draws a "Wow! What the fuck?" reaction is always fun. We can leave the cheese and steak out since they were gross, but maybe make, like... an interactive art installation!

[WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN. Maybe he just wants to glitterbomb people.]

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Interactive art installation? [ yeah, what the fuck does this mean, mahito. ] Like... what, they become part of the art if they walk into it? Are you throwing paint at them?

[ this is worse than glitter ]

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[THIS IS WORSE THAN GLITTER. HE LOVES TO SEE IT.]

Oh! That's not a bad idea. But maybe we can set it up so we don't have to be around when the paint falls? You know, since everyone gets so picky about the messes around here.

[This is just a non-lethal trap.]

We could add glitter, too! For panache.

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Greed was so annoying about the water balloons... [ the soda condoms, grace, be real. ] But if we put some kind of sheet to catch the paint and glitter behind and under the art installation, it'd actually be a real art piece, and no one can complain about the mess.

[ besides the one. on them. this is the wrong way to use their brains ]

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[HE JUST LAUGHS... LAUGHS AT GREED'S SUFFERING. Somehow he has known Grace for 2 seconds and she's already rocketing up his list of favorites.]

That's perfect! I have a spare sheet that we can use, even. [It's a dead kid's sheet that he got earlier but it's fine.] Maybe we should wait until Gluttony's not hanging around anymore, though...

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[ i'd say get better taste but he is a flea. grace makes a face ]

Ugh, yeah, I don't want to deal with that, either. They're so touchy about messes, but it's not like they had to deal with the food smells. [ a beat before she grins ] But it'll give us time to set it up and pick the perfect room for it.

[ the perfect art room. ]

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[HE IS A FLEA. He's a flea with flea tastes.]

Right? And what's up with that passive-aggressive food stuff, anyway? [THEIR! ASH FOOD!! That they absolutely didn't deserve.] Everyone else seemed to be enjoying it...

[But he just sighs and waves Gluttony's big buttgrudge away, perking up instead about THIS, THEIR NEW PROJECT.]

Good plan, good plan! Art should always be really memorable, right? And evoke a lot of big emotions!

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So you're saying we should have a lot of colors? Maybe we can even add some confetti to the glitter.

[ where are they even getting all this stuff. ]

If we rig it right, we might be able to not need to reload it for every person who comes in, too.

[ grace knows traps and i think that's terrible ]

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[Time to harass some NPCs.]

Yeah! Maybe we could set something up to play music when they walk in, too? Just to really get them into the artsy mood of it all!

[Bad harmonica My Heart Will Go On playing every time someone gets paint splatted........ LOVE THAT SHE KNOWS TRAPS, THOUGH. GOOD FOR THEM bad for literally everyone else.]

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The base drops when the paint does? That'd be super artsy.

[ that's not how art works. ]

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[That is EXACTLY how art works in this hell house. He claps his hands together?!]

Wow! Your vision is super impeccable, isn't it? Those guys should be thanking you for providing top-notch entertainment and works of art.

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They should, shouldn't they? [ she agrees to that so easily. i hate her. ] I'm sure they will once we get everything sent up. Anonymously, of course.

[ the avatars will know but also eh :) ]

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[THIS IS A CLUB OF TWO WHO DO NOT CARE FOR WHAT THE AVATARS SAY OR KNOW.]

Yup! [Don't encourage her.] But yeah, I'm sure you'll definitely get to hear a lot of interesting praise, huh? People will love it! Even more than the music room, for sure.

[WILL THEY???]

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The music room was just a test, this will be more... inspired. I'll gladly take credit for any praise, though.

[ does this count as indulging in greed because i feel like they're just indulging in chaos. ]

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[Isn't an unending hunger for chaos greed in its own right??]

Mm! It's too bad they don't have anything we can record reactions with while they're happening. I bet we'd be able to hear some really good stuff.