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[HE JUST LAUGHS... LAUGHS AT GREED'S SUFFERING. Somehow he has known Grace for 2 seconds and she's already rocketing up his list of favorites.]

That's perfect! I have a spare sheet that we can use, even. [It's a dead kid's sheet that he got earlier but it's fine.] Maybe we should wait until Gluttony's not hanging around anymore, though...

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[ i'd say get better taste but he is a flea. grace makes a face ]

Ugh, yeah, I don't want to deal with that, either. They're so touchy about messes, but it's not like they had to deal with the food smells. [ a beat before she grins ] But it'll give us time to set it up and pick the perfect room for it.

[ the perfect art room. ]

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[HE IS A FLEA. He's a flea with flea tastes.]

Right? And what's up with that passive-aggressive food stuff, anyway? [THEIR! ASH FOOD!! That they absolutely didn't deserve.] Everyone else seemed to be enjoying it...

[But he just sighs and waves Gluttony's big buttgrudge away, perking up instead about THIS, THEIR NEW PROJECT.]

Good plan, good plan! Art should always be really memorable, right? And evoke a lot of big emotions!

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So you're saying we should have a lot of colors? Maybe we can even add some confetti to the glitter.

[ where are they even getting all this stuff. ]

If we rig it right, we might be able to not need to reload it for every person who comes in, too.

[ grace knows traps and i think that's terrible ]

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[Time to harass some NPCs.]

Yeah! Maybe we could set something up to play music when they walk in, too? Just to really get them into the artsy mood of it all!

[Bad harmonica My Heart Will Go On playing every time someone gets paint splatted........ LOVE THAT SHE KNOWS TRAPS, THOUGH. GOOD FOR THEM bad for literally everyone else.]

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The base drops when the paint does? That'd be super artsy.

[ that's not how art works. ]

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[That is EXACTLY how art works in this hell house. He claps his hands together?!]

Wow! Your vision is super impeccable, isn't it? Those guys should be thanking you for providing top-notch entertainment and works of art.

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They should, shouldn't they? [ she agrees to that so easily. i hate her. ] I'm sure they will once we get everything sent up. Anonymously, of course.

[ the avatars will know but also eh :) ]

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[THIS IS A CLUB OF TWO WHO DO NOT CARE FOR WHAT THE AVATARS SAY OR KNOW.]

Yup! [Don't encourage her.] But yeah, I'm sure you'll definitely get to hear a lot of interesting praise, huh? People will love it! Even more than the music room, for sure.

[WILL THEY???]

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The music room was just a test, this will be more... inspired. I'll gladly take credit for any praise, though.

[ does this count as indulging in greed because i feel like they're just indulging in chaos. ]

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[Isn't an unending hunger for chaos greed in its own right??]

Mm! It's too bad they don't have anything we can record reactions with while they're happening. I bet we'd be able to hear some really good stuff.

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We can probably at least take pictures with those cameras they gave us? Even if we can't hear anything, they do say a picture is worth a thousand words.

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Good idea! I haven't tried mine out yet, but even if it makes a flash, they'll probably be too distracted to notice.

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And even if they're not, I doubt a camera will be their first priority after all that anyway.

[ their priority will be murdering the would-be banksies ]

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[AS THE WOULD-BE BANKSIES DESERVE.]

True, true! Ah, I'm really glad Greed told me to come find you. You're one of the most fun people I've talked to!

[GREED IS PROBABLY NOT HAPPY THAT GREED TOLD HIM TO DO THIS.]

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Clearly you haven't been talking to the right people until now.

[ greed has made a Mistake ]

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[Greed has made SUCH A MISTAKE.]

Mm, some of them are pretty fun, but... [Trailing off, he makes a hand-flappy gesture, like he's indicating People In General.] There are also a lot who care way too much about rules and stuff even in a place like this. Like, they said "no rules" a thousand times, you know?

[And no rules means cheez whiz every hot tub.]

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Right? It's like they've never been free to do whatever they wanted once in their lives. [ there's a beat ] Though I could've done without the killing each other part.

[ WASTE of a WEEKEND ]

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Yeah... [HIS VIBES, THOUGH?? SATURDAY WAS HELL. HE WAS SO BORED.] I'd say it might not happen again, but that's never the way it works with people.

[He'd normally say humans, but he is learning here that sometimes, you don't have to be human to be stupid.]

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Of course it'll happen again, they got away with it. [ so ... annoying...... ]

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Even if they didn't, I don't think that'd stop anyone after first blood.

[SHARKS IN THE WATER!!]

So we've got whoever killed Tamaki - they're probably gonna do an encore? And then, uh. Whoever else joins in, I guess.

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[ she tilts her head towards the sky and just kind of goes. phbbbbtttt ]

Ugh.

[ ugh!! that's her murder feeling. ]

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[HE JUST LAUGHS BECAUSE UNFORTUNATELY, ONCE AGAIN, HE VIBES.]

Right? There's way better stuff we could all be doing with our time.

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Not potentially being picked off to get murdered is a great way to pass the time, normally.

[ ugh!!!!! ]

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Yep. [UGH IS RIGHT.] At least we can kinda see it coming this time... Like, if the doors all lock and all that weird stuff happens a second time, you know?

[He's just assuming it will since patterns are already forming, god bless.]