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[JUST, BIG SIGH.]

Ugh... Nothing's ever straightforward, huh?

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Of course not. That would be fun.

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You know, Greed even said this would be straightforward! Not like I believed them entirely, but it's like, why bother pretending?

[HE JUST WANTS ONE STRAIGHTFORWARD THING IN LIFE.]

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So we'd play along? I don't know, we're stuck here anyway.

[ they have no choice but to go along you don't need to pretend things aren't stupid!!!! they are very much so grace hates skulls ]

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[THEY ARE BOTH TIRED AND JUST WANT TO HAVE A STRAIGHTFORWARD CHAOTIC GOOD TIME.]

Maybe this is straightforward in their eyes, still? I mean, they seem kinda weird.

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[ JUST LET THEM HAVE FUN AND STOP HAVING HORRID SHIT THAT'S ALSO PUZZLES, GOD ]

They seem a lot weird, but I guess it could be worse.

[ they could be with despair ]

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Yeah, we could be with Despair.

[He's just thinking the brackets. DESPAIR SEEMS LIKE A BAD TIME, HONESTLY.]

Greed's pretty fun to tease, at least!

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Right? Despair seems like such a drag.

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Yeah! I heard part of indulging in it is actually, like... thinking about the reason behind why you're feeling something?

[Who the heck indulges by using their braincells and self-examining????]

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Since when is having emotions indulging?

[ what is self-examining? i dont know her ]

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[RAISING HIS HANDS...]

Some emotions are pretty indulgent! But thinking about them is weird.

[None braincell.]

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I guess if you're sitting around thinking about how you're sad all the time, that's a despair thing...

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[Sad eyes of pity.]

If that's someone's idea of indulgence, at least they'd have plenty to think about. Their entire life must be sad.

[THEM JUST ROASTING THE SHIT OUT OF THE BIGGEST TEAM HERE.]

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You've heard what their indulgences are like, right? Of course their lives are sad.

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Only vaguely! Just, like, the whole "feel your feelings" thing. Why, do they have more specific examples?

[Lay the gossip on him he's here to laugh.]

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There's "give up and don't bother doing anything because there's no point", apparently.

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[IMMEDIATELY BURSTING INTO A SHARP BARK OF HYENA LAUGHTER.]

What—?! Wow! Wait, no way, seriously? That's so sad...!

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Right? Indulge by doing nothing and feeling sad about it? I mean, I guess it's easy, but it's so boring...

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Surely no one here is that boring. They're here, after all! How sad, though... It really is sad. They really drew the short end of the stick, didn't they?

[SHAKING HIS HEAD. Despair is going to murder him on the spot someday and it'll be deserved.]

It's a good thing we're here to make sure they don't suffer too much on their own!

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Is it a good thing, or do they secretly want to suffer? [ it's a joke. ] Either way, it wouldn't stop me, but...

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[IS IT REALLY A JOKE WITH SOME OF THIS GROUP.]

If they secretly wanna suffer, then they really need our help even more.

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Of course. We're nothing if not helpful, aren't we?

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Of course! All we wanna do is help.

[The ominous air in this chili's tonight.....]

And we will! Wow, they're going to be so grateful. Can't wait to see just how grateful!