touchups: (lift me up to the stars)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-18 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
[AS THE WOULD-BE BANKSIES DESERVE.]

True, true! Ah, I'm really glad Greed told me to come find you. You're one of the most fun people I've talked to!

[GREED IS PROBABLY NOT HAPPY THAT GREED TOLD HIM TO DO THIS.]
touchups: (you'll return home in the morning)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-18 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Greed has made SUCH A MISTAKE.]

Mm, some of them are pretty fun, but... [Trailing off, he makes a hand-flappy gesture, like he's indicating People In General.] There are also a lot who care way too much about rules and stuff even in a place like this. Like, they said "no rules" a thousand times, you know?

[And no rules means cheez whiz every hot tub.]
touchups: (she's a rotten recipe stealing bitch)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-18 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah... [HIS VIBES, THOUGH?? SATURDAY WAS HELL. HE WAS SO BORED.] I'd say it might not happen again, but that's never the way it works with people.

[He'd normally say humans, but he is learning here that sometimes, you don't have to be human to be stupid.]
touchups: (you can't sit with us)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-18 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
Even if they didn't, I don't think that'd stop anyone after first blood.

[SHARKS IN THE WATER!!]

So we've got whoever killed Tamaki - they're probably gonna do an encore? And then, uh. Whoever else joins in, I guess.
touchups: (when the truth arrives)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-18 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
[HE JUST LAUGHS BECAUSE UNFORTUNATELY, ONCE AGAIN, HE VIBES.]

Right? There's way better stuff we could all be doing with our time.
touchups: (because his hold has turned so tight)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-18 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
Yep. [UGH IS RIGHT.] At least we can kinda see it coming this time... Like, if the doors all lock and all that weird stuff happens a second time, you know?

[He's just assuming it will since patterns are already forming, god bless.]
touchups: (huhuhu)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-18 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Definitely the locking-us-up part, at least. Right? Otherwise, wouldn't we all just be running around while someone's getting murdered? Oh - but I guess we fell asleep, too...

[WHY LOCK THEM IN, THEN. HE SEES A FLAW HERE HANG ON.]
touchups: (no more contacting please thanks)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-19 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
[SHERLOCKIN' IT UP.]

Maybe extra assurance? Or to keep us from just being scattered all to hell? I mean, the locked doors didn't stop the killer and Tamaki from running all over the place, so maybe they unlock as soon as we're asleep.
touchups: (and i don't think anyone knows)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-19 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
You think if we ask one of the avatars about it, we'll actually get a straight answer?

[SEEMS UNLIKELY.]
touchups: (the game plays us for fools)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-19 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[JUST, BIG SIGH.]

Ugh... Nothing's ever straightforward, huh?
touchups: (it's been so far)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-19 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
You know, Greed even said this would be straightforward! Not like I believed them entirely, but it's like, why bother pretending?

[HE JUST WANTS ONE STRAIGHTFORWARD THING IN LIFE.]
touchups: (please don't doubt my decision)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-19 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[THEY ARE BOTH TIRED AND JUST WANT TO HAVE A STRAIGHTFORWARD CHAOTIC GOOD TIME.]

Maybe this is straightforward in their eyes, still? I mean, they seem kinda weird.

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