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[ she nods solemnly back, because elevator fucking is absolutely what happened ]

Outside of all that? It's alright. A little boring? They tell us to indulge, but there's not much to do that's not, well, each other.

[ or hard drugs, apparently. ]

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[ESTABLISHED CANON can't wait for them to spread it around.]

Yeah, the emphasis on that is pretty big, isn't it?

[Sex, demon weed and rock n' roll... WHAT A TIME. Anyway, terribly, he vibes with everything she's saying.]

I wanna do something fun that'd get a good reaction, you know?

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[ this is the worst possible outcome ]

That doesn't sound too bad. [ it's piqued her interest, which, again, the worst possible outcome ] What kind of "something fun" do you think would work?

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[Greed, watching this probably, regretting that they suggested Mahito go find Grace.]

Something that draws a "Wow! What the fuck?" reaction is always fun. We can leave the cheese and steak out since they were gross, but maybe make, like... an interactive art installation!

[WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN. Maybe he just wants to glitterbomb people.]

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Interactive art installation? [ yeah, what the fuck does this mean, mahito. ] Like... what, they become part of the art if they walk into it? Are you throwing paint at them?

[ this is worse than glitter ]

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[THIS IS WORSE THAN GLITTER. HE LOVES TO SEE IT.]

Oh! That's not a bad idea. But maybe we can set it up so we don't have to be around when the paint falls? You know, since everyone gets so picky about the messes around here.

[This is just a non-lethal trap.]

We could add glitter, too! For panache.

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Greed was so annoying about the water balloons... [ the soda condoms, grace, be real. ] But if we put some kind of sheet to catch the paint and glitter behind and under the art installation, it'd actually be a real art piece, and no one can complain about the mess.

[ besides the one. on them. this is the wrong way to use their brains ]

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[HE JUST LAUGHS... LAUGHS AT GREED'S SUFFERING. Somehow he has known Grace for 2 seconds and she's already rocketing up his list of favorites.]

That's perfect! I have a spare sheet that we can use, even. [It's a dead kid's sheet that he got earlier but it's fine.] Maybe we should wait until Gluttony's not hanging around anymore, though...

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[ i'd say get better taste but he is a flea. grace makes a face ]

Ugh, yeah, I don't want to deal with that, either. They're so touchy about messes, but it's not like they had to deal with the food smells. [ a beat before she grins ] But it'll give us time to set it up and pick the perfect room for it.

[ the perfect art room. ]

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[HE IS A FLEA. He's a flea with flea tastes.]

Right? And what's up with that passive-aggressive food stuff, anyway? [THEIR! ASH FOOD!! That they absolutely didn't deserve.] Everyone else seemed to be enjoying it...

[But he just sighs and waves Gluttony's big buttgrudge away, perking up instead about THIS, THEIR NEW PROJECT.]

Good plan, good plan! Art should always be really memorable, right? And evoke a lot of big emotions!

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So you're saying we should have a lot of colors? Maybe we can even add some confetti to the glitter.

[ where are they even getting all this stuff. ]

If we rig it right, we might be able to not need to reload it for every person who comes in, too.

[ grace knows traps and i think that's terrible ]

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[Time to harass some NPCs.]

Yeah! Maybe we could set something up to play music when they walk in, too? Just to really get them into the artsy mood of it all!

[Bad harmonica My Heart Will Go On playing every time someone gets paint splatted........ LOVE THAT SHE KNOWS TRAPS, THOUGH. GOOD FOR THEM bad for literally everyone else.]

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The base drops when the paint does? That'd be super artsy.

[ that's not how art works. ]

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[That is EXACTLY how art works in this hell house. He claps his hands together?!]

Wow! Your vision is super impeccable, isn't it? Those guys should be thanking you for providing top-notch entertainment and works of art.

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They should, shouldn't they? [ she agrees to that so easily. i hate her. ] I'm sure they will once we get everything sent up. Anonymously, of course.

[ the avatars will know but also eh :) ]

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[THIS IS A CLUB OF TWO WHO DO NOT CARE FOR WHAT THE AVATARS SAY OR KNOW.]

Yup! [Don't encourage her.] But yeah, I'm sure you'll definitely get to hear a lot of interesting praise, huh? People will love it! Even more than the music room, for sure.

[WILL THEY???]

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The music room was just a test, this will be more... inspired. I'll gladly take credit for any praise, though.

[ does this count as indulging in greed because i feel like they're just indulging in chaos. ]

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[Isn't an unending hunger for chaos greed in its own right??]

Mm! It's too bad they don't have anything we can record reactions with while they're happening. I bet we'd be able to hear some really good stuff.

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We can probably at least take pictures with those cameras they gave us? Even if we can't hear anything, they do say a picture is worth a thousand words.

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Good idea! I haven't tried mine out yet, but even if it makes a flash, they'll probably be too distracted to notice.

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And even if they're not, I doubt a camera will be their first priority after all that anyway.

[ their priority will be murdering the would-be banksies ]

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[AS THE WOULD-BE BANKSIES DESERVE.]

True, true! Ah, I'm really glad Greed told me to come find you. You're one of the most fun people I've talked to!

[GREED IS PROBABLY NOT HAPPY THAT GREED TOLD HIM TO DO THIS.]

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Clearly you haven't been talking to the right people until now.

[ greed has made a Mistake ]

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[Greed has made SUCH A MISTAKE.]

Mm, some of them are pretty fun, but... [Trailing off, he makes a hand-flappy gesture, like he's indicating People In General.] There are also a lot who care way too much about rules and stuff even in a place like this. Like, they said "no rules" a thousand times, you know?

[And no rules means cheez whiz every hot tub.]

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Right? It's like they've never been free to do whatever they wanted once in their lives. [ there's a beat ] Though I could've done without the killing each other part.

[ WASTE of a WEEKEND ]