CATCHALL- SASAZUKA

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[ she'll get down because allegedly the loft is on a different floor, but she was listening, so. she does a jump for the last couple of steps ]

Yep. And you're... Takeru, right?

[ what the fuck is a japanese custom ]

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[ it's fine. he doesn't follow them anyway. ]

I am. I'm fine with taking the other bed.

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Oh, good, 'cause I wasn't going to move. [ she's clearly kidding. maybe? ] So what's yours?

[ she's wearing gloves so. she takes it off the left one to show the fun purple scales ]

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well, he's not wearing gloves or anything, so he'll lift up his hand. there is a hand on his hand. ]

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It's kind of gross looking, isn't it?

[ she points at the. tongue. ]

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I'd be pretty upset if I paid for this.

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Same. I kind of wish I had the crown.

[ the crown is cooler. ]

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It seems pretty straightforward enough. I wonder what they're meant for.

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Well... that pamphlet thing said we were "sorted" to each of them. Probably that's their way to tell who belongs with who. So it's some kind of messed up branding.

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Right, but... I wonder why we need to be sorted in the first place.

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Well... we're all here because there's something we wanted, right? Maybe only a certain amount of us can get it. So it's like... teams.

[ a beat ]

Or maybe it's our dedicated babysitter.

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Either option is likely. There's close to forty of us, right?

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38, going by those profiles.

[ she counted?? ]

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So, splitting us up would make us easier to deal with.

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You think they're actually going to show up?

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They could.

But I won't hold my breath about it.

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Do you think they take complaints by text?

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They'll delete them without reading.

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Or worse, leave them on read. [ she takes a breath and does a quick lip-trill ] Well, at least the place is nice.

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A lot of people are unfamiliar with most of the things here.

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So long as everyone knows the concept of bathing, it'll be fine. They'll learn.

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[ he



looks so fucking doubtful ]

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And we can spray the people who don't know about bathing with a hose.

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I wonder where we'd find one here?

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All we need is a tube to connect to the hot tub and we can make one.