CATCHALL- SASAZUKA

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[dotcom]

I'd be pretty upset if I paid for this.

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Same. I kind of wish I had the crown.

[ the crown is cooler. ]

[dotcom]

It seems pretty straightforward enough. I wonder what they're meant for.

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Well... that pamphlet thing said we were "sorted" to each of them. Probably that's their way to tell who belongs with who. So it's some kind of messed up branding.

[dotcom]

Right, but... I wonder why we need to be sorted in the first place.

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Well... we're all here because there's something we wanted, right? Maybe only a certain amount of us can get it. So it's like... teams.

[ a beat ]

Or maybe it's our dedicated babysitter.

[dotcom]

Either option is likely. There's close to forty of us, right?

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38, going by those profiles.

[ she counted?? ]

[dotcom]

So, splitting us up would make us easier to deal with.

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You think they're actually going to show up?

[dotcom]

They could.

But I won't hold my breath about it.

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Do you think they take complaints by text?

[dotcom]

They'll delete them without reading.

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Or worse, leave them on read. [ she takes a breath and does a quick lip-trill ] Well, at least the place is nice.

[dotcom]

A lot of people are unfamiliar with most of the things here.

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So long as everyone knows the concept of bathing, it'll be fine. They'll learn.

[dotcom]

[ he



looks so fucking doubtful ]

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And we can spray the people who don't know about bathing with a hose.

[dotcom]

I wonder where we'd find one here?

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All we need is a tube to connect to the hot tub and we can make one.

[dotcom]

The hot water is one way to teach them a lesson.

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It's the only way to properly get the stink off if it gets bad enough we notice it.

[dotcom]

Maybe dump soap in it?

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Do they deserve soap?

[dotcom]

They barely deserve the water.