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It seems pretty straightforward enough. I wonder what they're meant for.

Well... that pamphlet thing said we were "sorted" to each of them. Probably that's their way to tell who belongs with who. So it's some kind of messed up branding.

Right, but... I wonder why we need to be sorted in the first place.

Well... we're all here because there's something we wanted, right? Maybe only a certain amount of us can get it. So it's like... teams.

[ a beat ]

Or maybe it's our dedicated babysitter.

Either option is likely. There's close to forty of us, right?

38, going by those profiles.

[ she counted?? ]

So, splitting us up would make us easier to deal with.

You think they're actually going to show up?

They could.

But I won't hold my breath about it.

Do you think they take complaints by text?

They'll delete them without reading.

Or worse, leave them on read. [ she takes a breath and does a quick lip-trill ] Well, at least the place is nice.

A lot of people are unfamiliar with most of the things here.

So long as everyone knows the concept of bathing, it'll be fine. They'll learn.

[ he

looks so fucking doubtful ]

And we can spray the people who don't know about bathing with a hose.

I wonder where we'd find one here?

All we need is a tube to connect to the hot tub and we can make one.

The hot water is one way to teach them a lesson.

It's the only way to properly get the stink off if it gets bad enough we notice it.

Maybe dump soap in it?

Do they deserve soap?

They barely deserve the water.

So the soap privileges are revoked. [ she snaps her fingers ] That reminds me-- if they run out of laundry detergent, I've got a stash in the bathroom. You can use it, but only if they run out. That stuff is so hard to get where I'm from.

[ huh... he glances in the direction of the bathroom. ]

Thanks. Although I hope we don't stay here long enough for that to become a real problem.

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