CATCHALL- SASAZUKA

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Well... that pamphlet thing said we were "sorted" to each of them. Probably that's their way to tell who belongs with who. So it's some kind of messed up branding.

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Right, but... I wonder why we need to be sorted in the first place.

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Well... we're all here because there's something we wanted, right? Maybe only a certain amount of us can get it. So it's like... teams.

[ a beat ]

Or maybe it's our dedicated babysitter.

[dotcom]

Either option is likely. There's close to forty of us, right?

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38, going by those profiles.

[ she counted?? ]

[dotcom]

So, splitting us up would make us easier to deal with.

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You think they're actually going to show up?

[dotcom]

They could.

But I won't hold my breath about it.

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Do you think they take complaints by text?

[dotcom]

They'll delete them without reading.

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Or worse, leave them on read. [ she takes a breath and does a quick lip-trill ] Well, at least the place is nice.

[dotcom]

A lot of people are unfamiliar with most of the things here.

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So long as everyone knows the concept of bathing, it'll be fine. They'll learn.

[dotcom]

[ he



looks so fucking doubtful ]

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And we can spray the people who don't know about bathing with a hose.

[dotcom]

I wonder where we'd find one here?

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All we need is a tube to connect to the hot tub and we can make one.

[dotcom]

The hot water is one way to teach them a lesson.

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It's the only way to properly get the stink off if it gets bad enough we notice it.

[dotcom]

Maybe dump soap in it?

[alteracion]

Do they deserve soap?

[dotcom]

They barely deserve the water.

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So the soap privileges are revoked. [ she snaps her fingers ] That reminds me-- if they run out of laundry detergent, I've got a stash in the bathroom. You can use it, but only if they run out. That stuff is so hard to get where I'm from.

[dotcom]

[ huh... he glances in the direction of the bathroom. ]

Thanks. Although I hope we don't stay here long enough for that to become a real problem.

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With everything set up this way? They clearly expect us to stay a while.

[ also people are hoarding, which she doesn't say, because she is people ]