CATCHALL- SASAZUKA

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[ that's fine, he is eventually wandering over with a bunch of drinks. ]

... we may need a bag.

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Don't worry, there's cheap plastic bags in the toy section. Which fits, right?

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Perfect.

[ time to try to fuckin hop this counter then ]

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[ no one has told me they CANT just hop the counter to steal all the prizes so they do. grace hates her government assigned heist outfit solely for the heels, but it's fine, it's just a little parkour ]

We should use some of this to prank the others somehow. It's not like we've got any other use for it.

[ she says that and immediately snaps one of those sticky hands at him ]

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[ it sticks to him for two seconds then flops uselessly ]

Hm. Who?

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Hmm. I ... have no idea who'd be the most annoyed by this. [ she grabs a propeller hat and puts it on takeru's head. perfect. epic. ] Tell me if you find glitter, we can use that.

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Mineo would have a big reaction.

[ he'll search for glitter ]

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Mineo has a big reaction to everything. It's hilarious. [ there's a bunch of terrible toys in here but grace is trying them all? she finds one of those water wigglies and laughs though ] Wait, do you think we could convince people this is a sex toy?

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...

Probably.

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There's definitely something there.

[ imagine someone trying to fuck a water wiggly ]

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That, or they'll probably try to stick them somewhere.

[ in a hole.... ]

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I'm not hearing a downside!

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Put them in the bags.

[ terrible sex toys go ]

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[ she's throwing them in? there's so little moderns now they can absolutely get away with this, and she's picking up some terrible rubik's cube's while she's at it ]

Any luck on glitter? I've got some gross slime here. The non-sentient sticky kind.

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I found the kind that you put on yourself.

[ he lifts up a bottle ]

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How many do we have? We could make a glitter bomb!

[ or a slime glitter bomb, but that's too much. ]

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Hm... probably enough to be annoying?

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Then let's do it. Purposefully pissing off people is a Wrath indulgence, right?

[ is it. ]

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Probably.

Although I feel like if it is, I should have gotten a lot more items.

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You're telling me. Everyone got so many...

[ sulking ]

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Showoffs...

[ just :unamused: ]

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If this is because we started having sex too late...

[ their STANDARDS ]

[dotcom]

But then how is Mineo beating us?

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Do you think because he's Sloth, every time he goes to sleep it counts?

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If that's the case, then every time I eat should count.