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[ she's throwing them in? there's so little moderns now they can absolutely get away with this, and she's picking up some terrible rubik's cube's while she's at it ]

Any luck on glitter? I've got some gross slime here. The non-sentient sticky kind.

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I found the kind that you put on yourself.

[ he lifts up a bottle ]

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How many do we have? We could make a glitter bomb!

[ or a slime glitter bomb, but that's too much. ]

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Hm... probably enough to be annoying?

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Then let's do it. Purposefully pissing off people is a Wrath indulgence, right?

[ is it. ]

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Probably.

Although I feel like if it is, I should have gotten a lot more items.

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You're telling me. Everyone got so many...

[ sulking ]

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Showoffs...

[ just :unamused: ]

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If this is because we started having sex too late...

[ their STANDARDS ]

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But then how is Mineo beating us?

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Do you think because he's Sloth, every time he goes to sleep it counts?

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If that's the case, then every time I eat should count.

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Maybe you don't eat enough.

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I really doubt that's the case.

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No, you're clearly too skinny. You should be-- [ she has to hold in a laugh ] consuming more.

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Ugh.

[ UGGHHHH ]

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[ laughing at her own joke sorry ]

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You can stop.

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[ she does. eventually, for this: ]

Seriously, though, what's up with all the consuming stuff.

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I really wish I knew. Is it trying to tell us something?

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That it's a Gremlin they fed after midnight?

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I feel like we should be getting paid for our extra work. How fucking tiny was the small print here.

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It wasn't tiny, it was invisible. We're only starting to be able to read it now.

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... I guess we were the ones dumb enough to accept such a shady deal in the first place.

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It's not like we signed a contract or anything!