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[ it sticks to him for two seconds then flops uselessly ]

Hm. Who?

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Hmm. I ... have no idea who'd be the most annoyed by this. [ she grabs a propeller hat and puts it on takeru's head. perfect. epic. ] Tell me if you find glitter, we can use that.

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Mineo would have a big reaction.

[ he'll search for glitter ]

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Mineo has a big reaction to everything. It's hilarious. [ there's a bunch of terrible toys in here but grace is trying them all? she finds one of those water wigglies and laughs though ] Wait, do you think we could convince people this is a sex toy?

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...

Probably.

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There's definitely something there.

[ imagine someone trying to fuck a water wiggly ]

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That, or they'll probably try to stick them somewhere.

[ in a hole.... ]

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I'm not hearing a downside!

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Put them in the bags.

[ terrible sex toys go ]

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[ she's throwing them in? there's so little moderns now they can absolutely get away with this, and she's picking up some terrible rubik's cube's while she's at it ]

Any luck on glitter? I've got some gross slime here. The non-sentient sticky kind.

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I found the kind that you put on yourself.

[ he lifts up a bottle ]

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How many do we have? We could make a glitter bomb!

[ or a slime glitter bomb, but that's too much. ]

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Hm... probably enough to be annoying?

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Then let's do it. Purposefully pissing off people is a Wrath indulgence, right?

[ is it. ]

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Probably.

Although I feel like if it is, I should have gotten a lot more items.

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You're telling me. Everyone got so many...

[ sulking ]

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Showoffs...

[ just :unamused: ]

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If this is because we started having sex too late...

[ their STANDARDS ]

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But then how is Mineo beating us?

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Do you think because he's Sloth, every time he goes to sleep it counts?

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If that's the case, then every time I eat should count.

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Maybe you don't eat enough.

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I really doubt that's the case.

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No, you're clearly too skinny. You should be-- [ she has to hold in a laugh ] consuming more.

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Ugh.

[ UGGHHHH ]