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Anything I might enjoy. [ she? shrugs? ] I'm meant to indulge in greed, aren't I? So asking for material things should be up there in indulging myself.

[fisherwoman]

[She sighs.]

Yours is easy. If I fought everyone that made me angry, people wouldn't talk to me anymore.

[alteracion]

Just fight the ones that are really annoying. There's nearly forty people here, you don't have to be friends with all of them.

[ why ?? not?? ]

[fisherwoman]

Ah, that's true...

[stop]

I wonder if I should make a list.

[alteracion]

Just go with your gut. [ she is a great influence? ] I can usually tell when someone will annoy me enough I don't want to deal with them.

[fisherwoman]

Hm... Well, that usually works out well enough for me!

[just doing whatever she wants, that is. but also, does it??]

[alteracion]

See? You'll be fine. Just find different ways to let out your anger.

[fisherwoman]

[She nods, and then:]

You're Grace, right? The property destruction one who fights vultures?

[alteracion]

[ laughs, a bit ]

Among other things. Endorsi, right?

[fisherwoman]

You got it! Make sure not to forget.

[alteracion]

You don't seem forgettable to me, so I'm sure I'll manage.

[fisherwoman]

You're right about that!

[modest,]

I'll try to do the same. But, I have to ask - why vultures? Some kind of vendetta?

[alteracion]

I'm not sure why they specified that one, it was one time. We took the head off a six foot tall vulture trying to kill us. [ she hums in thought ] I guess it was pretty cool, though.

[fisherwoman]

It's definitely interesting to see what they chose to include! Did you see the guy who had dying listed as one of his skills? How embarrassing.

[alteracion]

Right? That's not a skill, you can't even do it more than once. [ grace tilts her head, thinking of others ] "Blending into the background" was also pretty bad.

[fisherwoman]

[After a pause, while she places that phrase:]

Bad, but not wrong! That guy is pathetic.

[alteracion]

Now that I think of it, I don't remember seeing him around, so maybe you're right that it's accurate.

[fisherwoman]

I hit him with an egg and he fell to the floor! An egg! It wasn't even hard.

[alteracion]

An egg? It breaks on impact, come on, how do you fall over from that?

[fisherwoman]

At least he didn't fall over just from something I said to him! My roommate, on the other hand...

[alteracion]

Okay, you have to tell me what you said for that to happen.

[fisherwoman]

I walked in and he had dirty magazines on the table, but he told me they weren’t his! So I told him that if he was committed to being lecherous, he should tell me now, since it was bound to come out eventually. Then he sank to his knees!

[she presses a hand against her cheek.]

What a weak man.

[alteracion]

[ there's a beat before she laughs ]

To his knees? If they weren't his, that's not going to convince anyone!

[fisherwoman]

[a giggle]

I wonder if he was guilty, or if he’s really just that pathetic!

[alteracion]

Aren't both the same thing?