I walked in and he had dirty magazines on the table, but he told me they weren’t his! So I told him that if he was committed to being lecherous, he should tell me now, since it was bound to come out eventually. Then he sank to his knees!
He kept trying me to get to eat a cupcake, and then when I asked him why he was so invested he acted like there was some deeper meaning to the conversation. Strange!
Hmm... maybe! [ she says it with her own laugh, though, she's clearly not serious ] Was it just the one cupcake, or was he making you choose between two?
If it was two, I thought maybe it was a metaphor for something... [ she sticks out her tongue a bit ] But I guess he just takes his cupcakes really seriously.
no subject
[she presses a hand against her cheek.]
What a weak man.
no subject
To his knees? If they weren't his, that's not going to convince anyone!
no subject
I wonder if he was guilty, or if he’s really just that pathetic!
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
[Anyways.]
What about you?
no subject
[ but she shrugs ]
Takeru. We're getting along pretty well.
no subject
[She takes a moment to place that name, before:]
Oh! The cupcake one. He's strange.
no subject
[ yet, ]
no subject
no subject
[ how. ]
no subject
What, for how willing you are to take desserts from strangers?
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject