fisherwoman: (or fight me and die!)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-02-08 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
You're right about that!

[modest,]

I'll try to do the same. But, I have to ask - why vultures? Some kind of vendetta?
fisherwoman: (with your milky whites on parade!)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-02-08 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
It's definitely interesting to see what they chose to include! Did you see the guy who had dying listed as one of his skills? How embarrassing.
fisherwoman: (linda stay out of this! anyways.)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-02-08 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
[After a pause, while she places that phrase:]

Bad, but not wrong! That guy is pathetic.
fisherwoman: (unbelievable bargain!)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-02-08 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
I hit him with an egg and he fell to the floor! An egg! It wasn't even hard.
fisherwoman: (so i put him in my reusable bag)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-02-08 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
At least he didn't fall over just from something I said to him! My roommate, on the other hand...
fisherwoman: (this weekend i'm having the ladies over)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-02-08 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
I walked in and he had dirty magazines on the table, but he told me they weren’t his! So I told him that if he was committed to being lecherous, he should tell me now, since it was bound to come out eventually. Then he sank to his knees!

[she presses a hand against her cheek.]

What a weak man.
fisherwoman: (unbelievable bargain!)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-02-08 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
[a giggle]

I wonder if he was guilty, or if he’s really just that pathetic!
fisherwoman: (unbelievable bargain!)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-02-08 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Well, they stem from the same place, at least!
fisherwoman: (my husband DAVE)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-02-08 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
His name's Mineo. I suppose he isn't so bad overall... He seems like he's a little scared of me, which is the best relationship to have with a man!

[Anyways.]

What about you?
fisherwoman: (until tuesday!)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-02-09 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
It's an easy way to get a laugh, at least.

[She takes a moment to place that name, before:]

Oh! The cupcake one. He's strange.
fisherwoman: (with your milky whites on parade!)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-02-09 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
He kept trying me to get to eat a cupcake, and then when I asked him why he was so invested he acted like there was some deeper meaning to the conversation. Strange!
fisherwoman: (then i tell terri i want to do a zumba d)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-02-09 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
[She laughs.]

What, for how willing you are to take desserts from strangers?
fisherwoman: (with your milky whites on parade!)

[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-02-10 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Just the one. Still, I don't like sweets much, so it was annoying.

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