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Probably not... so we can keep in mind who would be more likely to know about its uses.

So... people who aren't from Ancient whatever.

There's always the chance they learned while here, but we can figure that out at trial.

Hopefully they never learned and we luck out.

They possibly can't read.

[ listen molly can't so

maybe other people can't ]

[ ... ]

How likely is that?

[ shrugs ]

What if there's like, ten people who can't read but they haven't said anything because they're embarrassed?

They've just been aggressively bluffing this whole time.

They've had to tell people "oh yeah I got your text, but I didn't get to read it yet, what was it about?" so many times.

They send emoji replies and hope it fits the context.

People keep sending smiles to propositions, that's why everyone is so horny. Because they can't read.

Exactly. So when the other person shows up, they can't reveal they didn't know whatever the fuck was said to them. A terrible cycle.

A tragedy of misunderstanding fucks. Two illiterate people sending each other emojis and assuming it means the other one is DTF and now it's too awkward to say no. [ a beat ] Oh, I've solved the breakfast murder.

[ he snorts. ]

Explains the misspelling.

Exactly! Case closed, it was two illiterate idiots.

We should have figured this out by making everyone spell it then.

Wouldn't everyone just copy the person going before them?

We could do it all separately and show it at the same time, I guess.

In far, separate corners of the room so no one can cheat?

It'll be like taking a test in school.

Okay, but with this group, I don't think we'll get a passing grade curve.

Good to know group work is terrible regardless of the context.

I never had group class work. [ pensively? ] I had private tutors as a kid for... basically everything. So it's good I didn't miss much.

Mm... well, you didn't miss much. I dropped out eventually, but I'm sure group work never stopped sucking.

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