CATCHALL- SASAZUKA

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[dotcom]

They send emoji replies and hope it fits the context.

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People keep sending smiles to propositions, that's why everyone is so horny. Because they can't read.

[dotcom]

Exactly. So when the other person shows up, they can't reveal they didn't know whatever the fuck was said to them. A terrible cycle.

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A tragedy of misunderstanding fucks. Two illiterate people sending each other emojis and assuming it means the other one is DTF and now it's too awkward to say no. [ a beat ] Oh, I've solved the breakfast murder.

[dotcom]

[ he snorts. ]

Explains the misspelling.

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Exactly! Case closed, it was two illiterate idiots.

[dotcom]

We should have figured this out by making everyone spell it then.

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Wouldn't everyone just copy the person going before them?

[dotcom]

We could do it all separately and show it at the same time, I guess.

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In far, separate corners of the room so no one can cheat?

[dotcom]

It'll be like taking a test in school.

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Okay, but with this group, I don't think we'll get a passing grade curve.

[dotcom]

Good to know group work is terrible regardless of the context.

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I never had group class work. [ pensively? ] I had private tutors as a kid for... basically everything. So it's good I didn't miss much.

[dotcom]

Mm... well, you didn't miss much. I dropped out eventually, but I'm sure group work never stopped sucking.

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If this place is any indication, then it sure didn't.