catchall ashiya douman

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weekend 0, sunday

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[ grace is playing dodge the stickiness in the music room, it looks like, taking wide, pointed and graceful steps around the room as she seemingly tests the instrument. and then a clown walks in so she pauses. and gestures around: ]

If you're looking to play something, most of this stuff is trashed right now.

[commedia]

...Oh, dear.

[Why is everything...sticky. Douman wrinkles their nose, displeased.]

I haven't been to this room yet, so...mmm. Terrible. Who did this?

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Maybe the same people who did the cheese in the hot tub? Or the steaks in the kitchen.

[ shrugs? ]

At least this one doesn't smell.

[commedia]

Maybe, but...why? What's the point? Surely one act of wanton destruction was enough?

[A sigh.]

I'm actually tasked to find out who did the cheese in the hot tub...this humble priest has yet to find the culprit.

[alteracion]

Well, everyone's indulging themselves. Maybe this was one way?

[ shrugs! ]

Does it really matter? Sure, it was gross, but someone cleaned it up already.

[commedia]

You know, when you say it like that...perhaps.

[And a light huff.]

It matters to my Master, at least. She's not one to forgive so easily.

[alteracion]

[ . . . ]

Your... Master?

[commedia]

Yes, Medb. She's one of the people here. I'm her Servant.

[alteracion]

[ . . . ]

I see. [ tilts her head ] So are you guys here for the same thing, then?

[commedia]

No. I have my own wish, my Master has hers. But my wish is...well, its a little complicated, but its essentially "be a Servant my Master can be proud of", hm. So this is my opportunity for that.

[alteracion]

Really? You don't have anything else you want for yourself?

[commedia]

[A light shake of the head.]

Not really. That's the nature of my existence, after all.

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And that doesn't make it hard to... indulge?

[commedia]

Ahahaha. Not particularly. After all, my Master likes to indulge. And I'm not one to say no to most things.

[alteracion]

No, I guess you don't seem like the kind. [ shrugs ] Well, if it works for you.

[commedia]

What about you? I'm guessing you like to indulge, if you're here.

[alteracion]

Well, it's not the way I usually indulge, but it's not so bad.

[commedia]

Mark me curious. How do you usually indulge?

[alteracion]

The doing whatever I want part is fine, but they're clearly aiming for us to be... very sexual.

[commedia]

...Ah. Yes.

[A sheepish sort of smile?]

Mmmm. I would be lying if I said I didn't mind that...but I can see how that seemingly limits one's options when so many want that...

[alteracion]

Sure, that. [ she doesn't seem to find it that limiting, but: ] Also, the sins totally know when it happens, and that's weird.

[commedia]

...Pardon? They do?

[VOYEURISM??????????]

[alteracion]

Wrath told me the exact number of people who have so far.

[ which they knew

while being stuck in an elevator ]

[commedia]

...

[wow]

And how many is that?

[alteracion]

Eight.

[ she is looking at them like she thinks they are one of the eight ]