catchall ashiya douman

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weekend 0, sunday

[alteracion]

[ grace is playing dodge the stickiness in the music room, it looks like, taking wide, pointed and graceful steps around the room as she seemingly tests the instrument. and then a clown walks in so she pauses. and gestures around: ]

If you're looking to play something, most of this stuff is trashed right now.

[commedia]

...Oh, dear.

[Why is everything...sticky. Douman wrinkles their nose, displeased.]

I haven't been to this room yet, so...mmm. Terrible. Who did this?

[alteracion]

Maybe the same people who did the cheese in the hot tub? Or the steaks in the kitchen.

[ shrugs? ]

At least this one doesn't smell.

[commedia]

Maybe, but...why? What's the point? Surely one act of wanton destruction was enough?

[A sigh.]

I'm actually tasked to find out who did the cheese in the hot tub...this humble priest has yet to find the culprit.

[alteracion]

Well, everyone's indulging themselves. Maybe this was one way?

[ shrugs! ]

Does it really matter? Sure, it was gross, but someone cleaned it up already.

[commedia]

You know, when you say it like that...perhaps.

[And a light huff.]

It matters to my Master, at least. She's not one to forgive so easily.

[alteracion]

[ . . . ]

Your... Master?

[commedia]

Yes, Medb. She's one of the people here. I'm her Servant.

[alteracion]

[ . . . ]

I see. [ tilts her head ] So are you guys here for the same thing, then?

week 1, saturday

[alteracion]

[ grace is in the tea room! looking through the tea! apparently looking for something specific, because she keeps saying cowboy underneath her breath. though she'll greet douman when they walk in: ]

Need something to relax too?

[commedia]

I suppose so, yes. After all that fucking nonsense...

[...Yeah, still a Rude Clown.]

I think I feel a bit of a headache coming on.

[alteracion]

At least your voice is back to normal. [ a beat ] Ish.

[ she browses through before shaking her head ]

I don't know which one is good for headaches?

[commedia]

Yes, at least I'm no longer cursed to speak in...tongues. Whatever that was.

[And a blink at that.]

Mmm, isn't chamomille tea good for that sort of thing?

[alteracion]

[ well, she'll grab the chamomile tea, then, and hand it over. she will go back to her own quest though ]

Having it start when everyone thought you'd eaten someone's body was...

[ exhausting. ]

[commedia]

Ahaha, yes, that was...

[And they just. Sigh.]

Unfortunate. But I suppose it was someone wanting to punish me for my terrible supposed cannibalistic deeds.

[alteracion]

I feel like it was more punishing everyone around you.

[commedia]

[They snort.]

Shouldn't have cursed someone who rather likes to talk, then!

W2 POST DEATH ANNOUNCEMENT

[commedia]

[Wow, here's the common room! What a nice place to relax after that horrible announcement. Three dead, and here is a nice room, with a nice clown, who is...]

[Kicking the couch?]

[Douman lets out an exasperated noise after they draw their foot back.]

Not again-!

[alteracion]

[ well, grace was just passing by but she pauses when she hears the ocal clown, and she turns to peer in the common room properly ]

... Douman?

[commedia]

...

[And a bow to Grace.]

Please disregard this humble priest. I have come under a curse of sorts, where I...

[And they turn and walk over to a chair and just...? Kick it over?]

[alteracion]

You... really hate furniture?

[ that's probably not it, but. alright. grace walks in but doesn't get too close in case a chair is kicked in her direction ]

Are you sure it's not one of those weird sleep effects?

[commedia]

No, it's not furniture, its just...kicking things. People. I just keep kicking.

[And a shake of the head.]

No. The others I was with are not experiencing the same.

[alteracion]

[ hm. she will keep the noted distance then, but. ]

That's... weird. Why kicking? And why you?

[commedia]

...

[JUST A LOOK THAT BASICALLY SAYS "DOES IT LOOK LIKE I KNOW???"]

[alteracion]

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ok, fair ]

I guess the obvious is someone trying to frame you.