catchall mineo

[alteracion]

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[sengokus]

Get punched really hard.

[alteracion]

Considering how many people are with Wrath, that might still happen.

[sengokus]

[ . . . ]

I need to get a first aid kit ready....

[DON'T JUST ASSUME SASAZUKA'S GONNA GET DECKED HELLO]

[alteracion]

He's not much for dodging?

[ she doesn't even defend her roommate at all ]

[sengokus]

I guess, but like - you've seen him, right?

He's like this tall [gestures to an actually good approximation of takeru's height] and about... this much is made of donuts. Just donuts.

[he

only drops his hand like. a centimeter.

this is mineo's opinion that takeru is like 98% donut.]

That rest is spite, I guess. So he can dodge a little.

[THIS IS WHY SASAZUKA HATES HIM]

[alteracion]

Wow. [ she's clearly covering her mouth to hide a laugh, but: ] I had no idea he was mostly donuts.

[sengokus]

Yeah, almost completely donuts.

[HE'S SO SERIOUS ABOUT THIS - but he does crack a grin after a few seconds]

You'll see for yourself soon enough.

[alteracion]

Is it the only thing he eats or something?

[ should she be putting donuts out in the kitchen to their room ]

[sengokus]

It's his favorite. So admittedly if he's in a bad mood, you can hand him a donut and he'll chill out a little. Most sweets work though.

I'm gonna try to shove a vegetable down his throat every now and then though.

[alteracion]

What if eating a vegetable is against his gluttony indulgence?

[ it's a very important question ]

[sengokus]

He won't get to enjoy his reward if he explodes from icing before he even gets it! I'm doing him a favor!

[alteracion]

Have you ever tried making him a vegetable donut?

[sengokus]

[he pauses

and the look on his face suggests that he thinks this is fucking genius]

Grace...

I think you're the smartest person I've ever met.

[oh my god]

[alteracion]

You're welcome. [ shouldn't she be the one saying thank you, here, ] I'm just good at caring about people.

[sengokus]

[he doesn't seem to be bothered by the confidence - it just makes him grin]

Oh yeah? I think this place especially needs someone like you then.

We're lucky you're here.

[alteracion]

You are, but don't worry, we're friends, so I'll be here to help both of you. [ there's a pause ] So you should know you made a terrible first impression on your roommate.

[sengokus]

[he

slumps a little]

Just add it to the list...

[HE HAS SO MANY FIRST IMPRESSIONS TO RECOVER FROM]

[alteracion]

[ she? leans on him and pats his head ]

Don't worry. It's not totally unrecoverable. You just need to not fall down on your knees every time something bad happens. That's the opposite of looking cool.

[sengokus]

[he leans into the headpat.... thank you grace

also he's just going to pout a bit]

We talked about that already! And she laughed when I took a knee and called her 'Your Highness' - so it's probably fine by now!

[oh my god]

[alteracion]

Oh, you're bad at this. [ how is this even a revelation. she pat pats him again ] Did she ask to be called that?

[sengokus]

[he nods...]

Yeah.

[and he just

went with it]

I mean, I'm probably not gonna call her that all the time... but it makes her happy?

[he doesn't understand why people call him a pushover and yet]

[alteracion]

Okay, well, at least it's a little less sad. [ because she at least asked him to. but like. only a little? ] But I'm pretty sure she was messing with you.

[sengokus]

[he looks thoughtful for a second at that

before he just laughs a little]

... probably. But - it's okay. I think we've got it figured out now. I'm not surprised the hole started out deep, but I think I hit ground level again.

Er... but if she complains to you again, let me know. I'll try to fix it.

[alteracion]

It was more making fun than complaining. [ pats his shoulder before moving away ] But I'll be sure to let you know when you make a fool of yourself.

[sengokus]

[ . . . . ]

G-Gently...

[he anticipates this happening a lot for some reason]

But I've got cool points too, you know!

[IT'S NOT JUST DISASTER, THEORETICALLY]