You are, but don't worry, we're friends, so I'll be here to help both of you. [ there's a pause ] So you should know you made a terrible first impression on your roommate.
Don't worry. It's not totally unrecoverable. You just need to not fall down on your knees every time something bad happens. That's the opposite of looking cool.
Okay, well, at least it's a little less sad. [ because she at least asked him to. but like. only a little? ] But I'm pretty sure she was messing with you.
... probably. But - it's okay. I think we've got it figured out now. I'm not surprised the hole started out deep, but I think I hit ground level again.
Er... but if she complains to you again, let me know. I'll try to fix it.
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[ should she be putting donuts out in the kitchen to their room ]
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I'm gonna try to shove a vegetable down his throat every now and then though.
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[ it's a very important question ]
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and the look on his face suggests that he thinks this is fucking genius]
Grace...
I think you're the smartest person I've ever met.
[oh my god]
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Oh yeah? I think this place especially needs someone like you then.
We're lucky you're here.
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slumps a little]
Just add it to the list...
[HE HAS SO MANY FIRST IMPRESSIONS TO RECOVER FROM]
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Don't worry. It's not totally unrecoverable. You just need to not fall down on your knees every time something bad happens. That's the opposite of looking cool.
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also he's just going to pout a bit]
We talked about that already! And she laughed when I took a knee and called her 'Your Highness' - so it's probably fine by now!
[oh my god]
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Yeah.
[and he just
went with it]
I mean, I'm probably not gonna call her that all the time... but it makes her happy?
[he doesn't understand why people call him a pushover and yet]
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before he just laughs a little]
... probably. But - it's okay. I think we've got it figured out now. I'm not surprised the hole started out deep, but I think I hit ground level again.
Er... but if she complains to you again, let me know. I'll try to fix it.
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G-Gently...
[he anticipates this happening a lot for some reason]
But I've got cool points too, you know!
[IT'S NOT JUST DISASTER, THEORETICALLY]
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Where?
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Look harder! Look harder!!
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[ this is just making it worse ]
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You'll see... When something stressful happens and my instincts kick in!
[but he doesn't anything TOO dangerous to happen?? oh mineo]
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[and he straightens up a little at this, frowning]
I don't want either to happen - but if they did, I'd jump in to help you no matter what!
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dw my notifs.
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