catchall mollymauk

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[headmt]

[Well.]

No.

[There there, Grace.]

She’s here to try though. Apparently!

[alteracion]

[ ....... she looks up at molly upside down from her current angle ]

You're a very lively ghost.

[ she doesn't get it at all ]

[headmt]

[Raising his (empty) glass.]

And a very drunk one.

[alteracion]

[ her head is already tilted back so she just does those kind of lip trills that are just. phbbbbb ]

So you're dead and she wants to bring you back. So why are you here?

[ and how ]

[headmt]

[lmfao mood]

I didn’t arrange it with her or anything. I suppose I’m free to use my desire on other important things now. Solve some other pressing issues.

[alteracion]

[ ah. she sees. or, well. ]

Okay, no offense, but it's totally freaky that they could just pick up dead people for this offer thing?

[ she sees but she hates it ]

[headmt]

None taken.

[he genuinely doesn’t seem offended or anything.]

It’s [He sways a bit.] A bit more of a complicated situation for me than other people, I think, but who knows. What the fuck do I know? Nothing. That’s why I’m so charming and lovable.

[alteracion]

[ she's? muffling a giggle behind her hand. she was clearly the more clever of them by lying down on the bar. it was a great plan ]

Did you just ... imply being stupid is why you're charming?

[headmt]

I don’t believe I implied it as much as said it outright?

[She really, really did. Is there room for him to also lay down? Probably not, but he’s trying anyway. Hello, Grace.]

[alteracion]

[ she's laughing and so she can't object to personal space. and also just isn't objecting because whatever, it's fine ]

I don't think I've ever heard anyone pridefully declare themselves stupid.

[headmt]

[okay good enjoy being poked by horn and/or thwacked by errant tail.]

Ah, but see, you’re charmed, so I was exactly right.

[alteracion]

[ hes best friend never shaves his stubble, so nothing could be worse than that physically. still, she snorts. unelegant, but leave her alone ]

Or maybe I'm just laughing at you, and not with you.

[ molly's not laughing at all, its fine ]

[headmt]

[ He’s laughing a little bit, but mostly the room is spinning now. So he’s a little concentrated on that. What if he just closes his eyes for a minute.]

All the same to me, really.

[alteracion]

I guess it would be, if you're stupid. [ she is maybe teasing. probably. ] ... No offense, but what are you? Creature wise. I don't recognize it, and I don't know how to word it in a totally not super rude way.

[headmt]

[Said, very tiredly, from where he’s got his eyes closed and arms behind his head, perfectly comfortable on this bar top.]

Mm. Dragon.

[Hmmmmmmmmm.]

[alteracion]

Oh. With the horns and everything... I guess I can see it.

[ how tf did a dragon die, but she is pretty sure molly is too tired to answer that. and only molly? she's not tired at all. ignore how she is not moving from here ]