CATCHALL- SASAZUKA

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... I'm sure there's a less horrible explanation.

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I think so too, but I can't think of one now that this one's stuck in my head.

[ which is very annoying. ]

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Who even suggested it? They owe me several hours of my life back.

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I can't remember, I just remember seven different people trying to play keepaway with Douman and a toblerone.

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If Douman was the killer, that was a great distraction strategy.

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[ huh. ]

You think that could've been the case?

[dotcom]

It's a possibility. Eating evidence is pretty goddamn stupid otherwise.

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I mean...

[ he does not seem like the smartest, is what she doesn't say ]

[dotcom]

Well, we should keep it in mind.

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They are kind of a weird clown. That's like, number two on the list of psycho killers.

[dotcom]

It's a long list here...

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Right? Sometimes I feel like I'm surrounded by future horror movie villains.

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It's like a slasher film and mystery mixed together.

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Or like... Clue, maybe? But with worse characters.

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And more infidelity.

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Does it count as infidelity if no one's dating?

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I wouldn't be too sure about that.

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Really? Who?

[ gossip? ]

[dotcom]

Oh, I think Luca's probably married.

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Isn't he like, super slutty?

[ adultery.... ]

[dotcom]

[ he just nods his head. luca is indeed super slutty. ]

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Some people just have no morals.

[dotcom]

Well, this is a good place for them then, I guess.

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Them and their slutty, slutty ways.

[dotcom]

Here's to another Saturday of getting too much information on people's sex lives.