CATCHALL- SASAZUKA

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A fate worse than death.

[ childe literally just died ]

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I guess we can make our token effort and then take a nap around 5.

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Hm, maybe people will throw some curses around to make it interesting.

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You're right, this'd be the perfect week to sow chaos with those.

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Mmhm. Easy indulgences, and it won't really get in the way for once.

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It's too bad I can't use mine like that. It's too dangerous.

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I can't use mine either...

[ he sighs. ]

Well. Someone probably will.

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If this is the one week they don't use it, I'm going to be mad.

[dotcom]

So would I. But I don't know what to expect from these people.

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Nothing and then we're still let down?

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... yeah.

Nothing. And we're always let down.

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It's a wonder we even have any respect left for anyone.

[ both of them became christian two days ago ]

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I kind of feel like the whole point of this place was just a test of our patience.

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Well, it's a great one, because mine is running out.

[dotcom]

I was never really that patient to begin with...

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You need patience to lead. I'm super patient. [



she really isn't ]

[dotcom]

Yeah.

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But this place makes me want to choke out people.

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Oh.

I wish I could see that.

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[ she laughs ]

We killed off all our serial killers or you'd have seen it first hand. Imagine if I'd been in the room for that prisoner's dilemma speech?

[ IMMEDIATE strangling. ]

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I feel like anyone else would have killed him like five words in.

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Right? Who even has the patience for that? The dude drilled holes in people's heads.

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I wonder if he's still being weird wherever the fuck they are.

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Yes.

[dotcom]

... that alone is enough motivation not to die.