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[CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE JUST ANGEL BEATS.]

Woah... Where'd it come from? Why's it trying to get rid of you guys? Does it want the train all to itself or something?

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[ nods ]

No one knows, but it's been spreading lies all over the train ever since it took over, giving videos to all the new passengers. That's never happened before.

[touchups]

[WIGGED OUT BY THIS TRAIN ROBOT HE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT...]

What kinda videos is it handing out? Like, Cast Away?

[Why is it always Cast Away.]

[alteracion]

What? No. Why Cast Away? [ shakes her head ] No. It's an introduction videos calling itself the conductor and telling new people to get their numbers down. That it's a good thing. It doesn't explain why or anything.

[touchups]

Why not?

[RAISING HIS HANDS but then nodding along as she explains...]

Oh, wow. So it basically just goes around telling people to clear out without saying, like, hey! You might die! That's messed up.

[alteracion]

Right? Even worse, it's been targeting us and moving cars we were in and sending them to the back of the train. Cars don't move when there are passengers in them normally, because it's super dangerous, but it keeps happening recently.

[touchups]

Obvious murder attempts by killer robots seems like a really popular trope lately, huh.

[Giving her a sympathetic look...]

You guys got a plan for dealing with it?

[alteracion]

I'd been thinking of one, but Greed said there was no reason my wish couldn't have both taking care of the robot and what my original one was.

[ it turns out being greedy applies to everything ]

[touchups]

Oh! That's really convenient, wow. Does that mean we can change what we wish for here...? Like, add more to it or whatever?

[BEING GREEDY!!!]

[alteracion]

That's what Greed says. There's no need to limit ourselves!

[touchups]

I like the way they think!

[A NOD. Hell yeah, Greed. 10/10, this is why he likes them so much.]

That's great, then. Working with no limit just means there's way more room to get everything done that you need to get done, huh?

[alteracion]

Exactly! So hopefully this whole wish thing isn't just a scam game from whatever entity brought us here.

[touchups]

I'm gonna be so pissed if I wasted five weeks up here in space trying not to die and eating space fries if I don't get anything good out of it by the end.

[alteracion]

You wouldn't be the only one. I'd figure out how to set the whole place on fire.

[touchups]

Hey, lemme help if that happens, okay? I reaaally hope it doesn't, but...

[YA KNOW.]

[alteracion]

Sure. We'll make a group activity of it.

[ they might do it even if things work out well out of spite ]

[touchups]

[He's absolutely going to voice those brackets into reality.]

If no one else sticks around, we might as well just junk this place anyway. It's bad news.

[alteracion]

You're not wrong. Let's make sure they know they should've never messed with us.

[touchups]

That'll be really fun! [CLAPPING HIS HANDS.] A nice way to celebrate being done.

[alteracion]

It's like a bonfire!

[ yay! ]

[touchups]

[SUDDENLY LOOKING VERY EXCITED.]

Oh my god! We can finally have s'mores!

[alteracion]

Yes! Ugh, it's so not the same doing them in a microwave or stove compared to a real fire!

[ a giant one. that takes over the ship ]

[touchups]

[All the burning inedible objects will flavor their marshmallows wonderfully.]

Right? I tried with someone earlier using the church candles, but it didn't really work out.

[alteracion]

Probably because the church is haunted.

[ why's everything in this place haunted. ]

[touchups]

Eh... That was part of it, and also, we didn't have any skewers.

[They tried to roast marshmallows on a plate over candlefire. Wow.]