touchups: (waste no worry for the world)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-12 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
[DON'T SHAME HIM FOR CRIMES THEY SHARE!!!]

Just trying once won't show for sure if it doesn't work!
kokytos: (203) ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal. (Default)

[personal profile] kokytos 2021-02-12 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ IT'S TOO LATE, WHO CAN TRACE STEVEN BACK TO HIS CRIMES? NOT YOU ]

Yeah, but getting sprayed with slime is a pretty big deterrent. You're either great at convincing or he's not very bright.
enfangs: (1-13. prelude-xii)

[personal profile] enfangs 2021-02-12 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
[FLINGS SOME OF HIS NON-WIGGLING SLIME AT STEVEN]
kokytos: (301) i had fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car ([08])

[personal profile] kokytos 2021-02-12 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ SLAPS IT AWAY, NOW IT'S ON HIS HAND, YOU'RE SUCH A CREATURE ]
touchups: (sense never seemed to make sense to me)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-12 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
[JUST WATCHING THE SLIME GET FLUNG...... and helpfully calling out with:]

Be nice, he's the only one who tried breaking it down!
kokytos: (317) I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese. ([49])

[personal profile] kokytos 2021-02-12 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hey Mahito come be a towel? ]

I guess there's a benefit to not thinking much. If he had broken down the door, that would've been great.
touchups: (me and you are overdue)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-12 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
[The worst part is he would not even mind being used as a towel.]

Right? But now we can be pretty sure that's not going to work. No brute-forcing this time...
kokytos: (607) i use my feet as sexual weapons ([06])

[personal profile] kokytos 2021-02-12 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ ................................wipes his hand on his shirt ]

So I suppose that means we will be stuck here for an indefinite amount of time. [ Could you imagine if it was just an error and the door unlocked after like fifteen minutes, making White's panic entirely useless. ]

At least it's the Rec Room. No shortage of ways to pass the time.
touchups: (you know i love it when the news is bad)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-12 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Thanks... Thanks buddy. He reaches out to pat Steven's arm.]

Hopefully not as long as those guys were stuck in the elevator earlier. [This is the only frame of reference for broken things that he has here?! IT'S NOT GOOD.]

But that's true, that's true! And there's food.

[A tiny mini-fridge full of junk...]
kokytos: ([96])

[personal profile] kokytos 2021-02-12 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hey thanks Mahito! You're a chad. ]

That took about a day or so, didn't it? Well, I predicted that we'd be here until morning as a base guess...

It's night, so assuming everyone here just goes to bed, that's already half a day passed, and if it's not open by then. [ Shrug! ]

Though I'm more just concerned for certain people's sanity. [ White, he literally only means White. ]
touchups: (that's where the plot begins)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-12 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
[he's a buff diglett

WHITE'S DOING HIS BEST THOUGH wow this poor guy is just getting steamrolled by almost an entire room. Only Grace is out here taking slime bullets for White...]


Mmm... Well! Half a day isn't that bad. There are eight whole avatars overseeing this place anyway, so I'm sure they already know something's wrong and they're working on it.

[IF THESE FOOLS ONLY KNEW.]
kokytos: (262) what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser ([42])

[personal profile] kokytos 2021-02-12 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ I'm in a SUIT you can't just EXPECT me to get willingly slimed ]

Bold of you to assume it's not their doing in the first place.
touchups: (but it's nowhere near the truth)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-12 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
[SLIME SUIT, THE NEW AESTHETIC. MAKE IT HAPPEN STEVEN.]

Haha, that's possible, too. But with the rate things break at, it could be either!
kokytos: (843) Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30? ([59])

[personal profile] kokytos 2021-02-12 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ NO, YOU'RE GETTING A STEEL HEEL TO THE FACE IF YOU SLIME HIM!!! ]

Do you think this could be the punishment for this entire base constantly breaking everything. [ Yeah he's talking all about the damn mess everyone makes almost on a daily basis. Scratch that, definitely on a daily basis. ]
touchups: (don't you squirm don't you fret)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-12 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
[He didn't have to slime anyone okay yall brought this upon yourselves.]

Why would they punish everyone for that, though...

[UNFAIR TBH.]
kokytos: ([90])

[personal profile] kokytos 2021-02-12 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Easier to punish the masses than weed out a few troublemakers.

[ He hopes this place explodes. ]
touchups: (she's a rotten recipe stealing bitch)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-12 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Steven no the goo lives here it must be kept safe.]

Doesn't bode well for us if that's their general management style.
kokytos: ([91])

[personal profile] kokytos 2021-02-12 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ the slime has done nothing for steven yet but fine, it's inoffensive so far ]

Clarification, doesn't bode well for the people who are just trying to live reasonably. But there's not much else to be done here, why don't you go watch some TV or something.
touchups: (with the world in the grip of his hands)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-12 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
[He just laughs, giving a little salute in jest.]

Alright, alright! I'll get out of your hair.

[AND OFF HE GOES probably to bother Endorsi instead or wipe the goo on his shirt off on the slime door or something.]