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[ she laughs a little, surprised ]

Sure. Why not? Let's make a party of it.

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Hell, yeah! Pick a day, and we'll party all night long.

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Maybe if we're lucky, there'll be a cool party location next week instead of just more haunted stuff.

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God, I would love that! But statistically, that makes it more likely to be ruined by some asshole.

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No one's ruined the dog park yet. Maybe we'll be lucky?

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[they are in the void

but sheila will look thoughtful for a bit, and then knock on the nearest wooden surface.]

There.

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[ she

laughs ]

You think that'll work?

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Who knows? But it won't hurt our chances!

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At this point can anything hurt our chances worse than ourselves?

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Probably not. We are pretty good at that.

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It's honestly kind of impressive?

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Why couldn't we be good at other shit? Like... accidental funny dog videos! I'd be into that.

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Probably because we don't have cameras?

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... Accidental funny dog photos?

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That might work. Let's dress up the dogs in the park and see if it helps any.

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Ohh... Can you imagine the tiny dog costumes? They'd look so stinking cute.

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Right? Imagine them in tiny bowties.