catchall sheila

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week 2, friday

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[ somewhere. in the void. grace finds sheila. or sheila finds grace. or they bump into one another. who cares! here we are in the void ]

You know that thing, about people seeing or smelling something others can't on Fridays?

[toesies]

[She is frowning in the void. The void embraces them both.]

Yes...? Is this where you tell me you saw or smelled something weird?

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I did, but it's stupid.

[ she sighs ]

There's porn playing in the common room.

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[A beat.]

Excuse me?

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They're... [ ugh. ] fooling around in a hot tub. And there's a hot tub in the common room.

[ the only conclusion is literally the worst one ]

[toesies]

[............. closes her eyes.]

Praying mantis?

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I was thinking Black Widow, but either way I hate it.

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Oh, same. [SHE'S SO TIRED.] We're already awful at catching one killer in a timely manner. How the fuck are we supposed to deal with three?

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I don't know if it's worse if I say it might just be one or two killer for the three of them. [ TIRED!!! ] Maybe this time the bodies will be around, though.

[toesies]

If it's less than three, then someone needs to stop being an overachiever.

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Right? Ugh. And one of those might've been a killer last week, too.

[toesies]

Right, we never found our corpse magician was last week.

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At least we got the murder robot, but does it matter when everyone else is taking up its spot?

[toesies]

Nope. And with the way people are acting, you would think they're auditioning for the role.

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Do you mean besides the murders?

[ is this gossip ]

[toesies]

Judging by the fact someone killed our assholes, I meant the murders.

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I didn't talk to Luca much, but he and Steven weren't that bad...

[ .....

........ vlad ]

[toesies]

Yeah, you didn't have Luca for a roommate...? [A LONG SIGH.] None of them deserved to die, anyway.

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No, I guess not.

[ ... but, also, like: ]

Okay, if the Black Widow thing is true, how likely do we think it is to be Luca?

[ because, like. the only thing she knew was that he was slutty ]

[toesies]

... I was thinking it, but I didn't want to be the one to say it.

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It's just, considering our options...... it's kind of the obvious answer?

[ he's DEAD and this is BULLYING ]

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Yeah... Though, you know what would be really unfortunate? If it was Vlad.

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...Ew...