catchall sheila

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Breadcrumbs?

[Said like that's the most outrageous thing here.]

But we don't even have birds.

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Maybe it's a Hansel and Gretel thing? They're afraid to get lost.

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Afraid to get lost in a building that's a third of the size of a Costco?

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You can't say some of the people here aren't weird enough for that.

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... Yeah. You noticed that too, huh?

[are half the people here ok]

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[ no ]

It's a little hard to miss, isn't it? I'm not even talking about the weird looks, either. Ten seconds into a conversation, and you start questioning how people were selected to be here.

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Well... Judging by today, we weren't chosen for being the next coming of Mother Theresa. So...

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I think that was obvious before today, really.

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... True. There was that thing with the cheese. And then one of us apparently fucked the elevator, so there's that, too.

[Ew.]

I wonder who was in charge of extending the invitation.

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[ ok

she needs a second ]

I know you mean fucked like, messed it up, but between everything else here, it sounds different.

[ did you fuck the elevator, mystery person ]

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[



closes her eyes.]

I hear it, too, now. Do you think they...?

[it is probably someone's kink? she'd believe it?]

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Ugh, I hope not. Gross. But they did bring a robot here.

[ so... like... ]

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So the robot... may have fucked the elevator?

[Is that the theory now?]

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... That's not what I was thinking, but now I am thinking it.

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Oopsie?

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I'll never get that image out of my head.