catchall sheila

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[She immediately makes a face.]

Not even if they paid me a billion dollars.

[Zero trust!! And squinting at the note.]

What's with that disclaimer? Is there radiation? Could we grow another limb in there?

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More like lose a limb in there. [ this does not stop her from sitting on it, though, tapping the top ] Love the blame on that note like it'll be entirely our fault if we get injured, too.

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Right? So rude. Even if they're thinking it, some comments are really better left to yourself.

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I don't think any of them are the kind to keep their comments to themselves.

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Why can't good manners be a kink?

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Wouldn't they get off on it if it was?

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Well, yeah. But at least they would be polite while doing it.

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Ew. No.

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Too much for you?

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People getting turned on when they talk to me, that's understandable, but I don't want to know about it.

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I was including that part in being discreet, too.